:O
he FUCKING KNEW THE WHOLE TIME.
I have literally watched this movie 58 times, and I never made this connection.
Oh my god
OMG I FEEL STUPID FOR NOT SEEING THIS!
TYPE YOUR NAME: Nikie
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW: nikkmkide
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR EYES SHUT: nikie
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN: njkmjjkde
SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
society: Everyone's beautiful.
society: Don't eat though, you don't want to get fat.
society: You don't eat? Anorexic freak!
society: You're a size 4? You're supposed to be a size 0!
society: You're an A cup? What are you, 8?
society: You're a C cup? That's my mums size.
society: You had sex?! Slut!
society: You haven't had sex? Hah, you're frigid!
society: You don't think you're pretty? Attention seeker!
society: You think you're pretty? Conceited much?
society: You believe in gay rights? Homo!
society: You don't believe in gay rights? Homophobic dickhead!
society: You're depressed? Attention seeker!
society: You cut yourself? Still attention seeking!
society: You can't go on? How much attention do you want?!
-someone kills themself-
society: Oh, they were so beautiful! Society sucks!
#Can you just imagine if there were people passing by #and they heard Cedric saying that to Harry? #they’d probably be thinking that they would go to that restroom #and make looove and shit #and then when Cedric died #it made sense why Harry was like on top of him and bawling #BECAUSE HIS BOYFRIEND DIED #omg that hogwarts student probably thought they were Sherlock figuring all this shit out
omg just read this description
That. Sounds. So. Bad.
Note to self: buy this e-book
WERE-DOLPHINS?!
This is one of Eridan’s fanfictions isn’t it.
i want to reAD IT FOR BEING ABLE TO SAY I GHAVE
ID READ IT ON SKYPE
frisky were-dolphins
one of Eridan’s fanfictions
So my mom went to the store and called and asked if I wanted anything and I was like yeah get me some facewash please and she was like what kind and I was like the kind for your face and then she was like BRAND and I was like seriously I don’t care get me fucking hannah montana for all I care, cause I’m a smartass like that, and her, also being a smartass, brings this shit home to me. My fucking mother. No one angers me more.
